Jerry Hsu.
Jerry Hsu is, much like Shrek, a man of many layers. Besides that whole skateboarding thing (according to his Wikipedia entry,* he was a “skateboarding prodigy” which seems to have something to do with “darkslides,” whatever that means), he is a talented photographer, an excellent thrifter, and arguably the most adept search engine user Google or Bing have ever seen (the images he deftly procures with his nimble typing fingers are truly breath-taking). He’s also really good at the buffet at Sizzler.
You can see some of Jerry’s photography HERE and HERE.
*I tried to amend said article to read “and is widely known as a sex pervert” but Wikipedia
deleted it right away which just goes to show that Wikipedia hates the truth.
1. Who do you admire?
Those tiny little birds that just hang out in crocodiles’ mouths cleaning its teeth. That’s a scary life.
2. What is your biggest flaw?
I’m a liar and I think about killing people sometimes.
3. What next?
I’m getting back on my meds and cleaning up my life. This is ridiculous!
4. What is your present state of mind?
I want to be drunk.
5. How would you like to die?
Being crushed under the weight of my own greatness.
